I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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