You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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