I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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