I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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