i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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