If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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