i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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