Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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