he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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