I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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