i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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