Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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