Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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