Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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