Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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