i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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