I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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