YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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