Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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