i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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