4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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