So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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