How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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