If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
