Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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