in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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