NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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