ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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