did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
