i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
