as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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