she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Are we still banned from the library?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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