That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
