come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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