yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Who died my cat blue again?
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he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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