So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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