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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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