awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How does one acquire holy water?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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