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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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