people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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