My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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