If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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