I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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