are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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