There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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