If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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