what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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