When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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