Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
