can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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