we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
This toilet bowl is my home.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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