We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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