Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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