they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
