i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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