She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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