Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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