So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
